September 20, 2010

Bicycles and Gay Porn

I rode my bicycle today to the gym. I took my usual route, along Gerrard to Bay, up Bay past College to the YMCA. But today something was different. I had flashes of penis in my head. Why do I keep seeing penis? Wait, I'm running over something...oh, it's pages...from a magazine. Where are these coming from? It's literally raining men -- naked spread eagle men. Where's my umbrella?

2 comments:

  1. where you there at Celebrities that new year that one of these women performed? it as almost as surreal as this video...

    and what is that little penis that keeps sticking out of that building?!

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  2. ha, no I wasn't - I can't be THAT old ;p
    wow - i never noticed that before....lol!

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