August 24, 2010

I'll have what she's having

So I have these allergies that make my ears SO itchy that I look forward to itching them with a Q-Tip. In fact I have got to a point where I put on soft music, pour myself a glass of wine, put the lights down low and romance those ears all night long -- or two minutes, depending. Then I reach for my post-itch Reactine and doze off, satisfied.

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