So last night I found myself in a familiar place, a lesbian bar. There were a couple of new relationships making their debut -- a couple of relationships making their demise. It got me to thinking about, well, how incestuous it all is and thought 'I should make a chart'. You know THE CHART? So I got out a piece of paper, 8 1/2 by 11 and began. After about 5 minutes, I ran out of space so I used a tabloid piece. Another 5 minutes went by and I had already taped 7 pieces together and was running out of room in my apartment so I moved the whole operation to the park. Half an hour later, there was no space for anyone to play Frisbee, wander about or drink beer secretly by a tree. The chart was simply way too massive. So I gave up.
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