Being sick is SO provincial!

I have a flu. The glands under my jaw are of mammoth proportions. I slept for 20 hours yesterday. I have been wearing the same clothes for 2 days. My hair, well, rat's nest doesn't even come close to fully describing it. I have been eating only chicken noodle soup (voraciously I might add AND thinking 'this is SO delicious'), ice cream and tea. I never drink tea — only coffee, but this sickness wants what it wants. I curled up in a blanket and watched back to back episodes of Two and a Half Men, and laughed, many times! I got sucked in to The Kardashians, at first by the art deco of Miami, but it wasn't long before I made friends with Kim, Khloe and Kourtney. Yup, I even know how to spell em! This sickness is brutal! Later I watched the Bachelor and teared up listening to the rejected women talk about how they will never find love. Ack! Normally this is the part where we do shots! Oh the humanity!