So Pride is upon us. And we all know what that means. A lot of substance taking and a lot of gay (whatever your pleasure). In my case, it's everything I can find. So, in preparation for this event I am doing a Pride Detox. I will be loading up on vitamins and minerals. Lots of greens, much fruit, yogurt. Going to get lots of fresh air, go for a run, an afternoon bike ride. I am going to nap, go to bed early, sleep in late. I am not going to socialize, I will rest my voice in preparation for the shouting over music and the predictable 'woo-hooing'. I am going to read quietly in my self-made reading nook. I will not think gay thoughts, not watch any porn. I will not look at any sexually provocative images whatsoever. There is a ban in my house today on dance music, in fact all music, especially Lady Gaga and The Weathergirls 'it's raining men'.
So all you gays would be wise to follow this gay detox today so you have the best Pride of your lives. See you at Pride, or not, things might be a little blurry. Happy Pride everyone!
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