Since accompanying my 35-year-old friend on a few botox appointments, I have unfortunately been looking closer at my own flaws. I have never looked at my face so closely in my life and let me tell you, it is not a pretty sight. I have spent so many years perfecting myself on the inside [insert laugh] that I have neglected to notice the deepening lines on my beginning to sag face. And don't even get me started on the elasticity of skin! That discovery occurring during intimate encounters with much younger, firmer partners. I'd better get a job soon so I can use my money to attract a wife cause this girl's youth is tick tocking away ...
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