June 12, 2010

I might be pregnant from last night

I hung out in the Annex area last night. We went to Central. It began as a nice quiet catch up between two old friends, but suddenly the winds began to change. It started getting noisier, getting smokier — more obnoxious. The population of highly processed hair (on men) and the over-tanned, short skirted, vajazzled (the women) increased exponentially. I suddenly had an admirer in the form of this apish man who cuddled up next to me, smoking a joint and draping his legs over the chair next to mine. He would yell 'Oy' at the server when he wanted something (who fyi was cute as a button). My friend and I were not annoyed in the slightest (except by this rude treatment of staff). We found it all highly amusing, we couldn't believe what we were seeing. It was like we had taken some sort of potion and found ourselves on Richmond Street...in that other world...the straight one.

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