True Boner

Well I have finally seen True Blood. The last 2 weeks I've spent watching the entire first season. Let me tell you I have never been more turned on. First of all, everyone is beautiful — from Sookie Stackhouse's gap in her teeth to those lips; to her brother's hard rock body and voracious sexual appetite; to the the the fangs and pale skin of the vampires; to all the sex and the biting and the blood — whew, is it hot in here? I don't know how people watch this show with others? Are there orgies going on afterward? Is the population of bisexuals up since it premiered cause I was feeling pretty bi until the credits rolled. Does this show revive 'bed death' couples? It must! Know one thing, if I invite you over to watch a little True Blood, my intentions are not pure, they are pretty bloody horny.