The Great Porn experiment

I have about 10 porn DVDs. Now before you judge, I will tell you I got them from my old job, a publishing company which had a porn contingent. Now, these DVDs have been sitting in my closet for about a year -- ok, I did watch a couple of them -- something about boy scouts and another about a plumber -- but I digress. So in my packing up to move, I thought I might as well get rid of them. But how to do this is the question? I mean, I can't really donate them to the Salvation Army. And I can't just throw them out? Or recycle pieces of them? It seems, well, wrong. So I have decided to do this: throw one in to the mix, randomly. For example: I returned a few library books yesterday and I slid 'Swim Meat' in between the 2 titles. It was a little dicey when the Librarian said 'oh I can take those' but I quickly threw them down the shute and just shrugged, oops, too late! I can just imagine the Librarian's reaction. Maybe she will scream in horror? maybe she will quickly grab it and tuck it under her floor length skirt, claiming it for her own. Maybe she will try to scan it in before she realizes? The possibilities are numerous and the fun really lies in not knowing. Hmmmm....where should I put 'Frat boys 4'? I'm thinking Tim Hortons....in Scarborough?